Covet Hates the Internet

"So I get on the internet, right? All I fuckin' see are goddamn Huskies, German Shepherds and Corgis. Oh and cats. Fucking cats. Learn how to speak you fucking stupid pussies. "i can has cheezburger?" How about I slam you with a grammar book instead? Also, the fuck...owls? REALLY?! Fuck man. Where are all the Poodles and Whippets? HUH? Fuck you internet, fuck you. Die in a fire." - Covet

Covet was not a happy camper when he got online this morning. Now I have to deal with his bitching. ;( Thanks very much internet!